Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...