Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...