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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
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Whats the difference between pink and purple?
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GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Two Old Ladies
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Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Some of life’s truisms.
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One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
The Kilted Scotsman
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McQuillan walked into a bar
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