Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...