even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...