A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...