A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...