glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...