Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...