Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...