The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....