Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...