Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...