redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....