Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...