Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...