You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...