We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...