Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...