Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...