The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...