What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...