Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales