Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...