I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...