Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...