Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.