Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...