yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...