12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...