Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...