cross a firefly and a moth
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If she went out with me
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Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...