Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...