Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.