Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...