Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...