Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...