Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...