It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...