Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...