Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...