Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...