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OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Sue over the property
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
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From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
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New dog breed
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