Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...