A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...