Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...