A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!