A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.