What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...