The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Get married
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The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Addicted to AOL!
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Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...